Freeze Pop

Sticking a Popsicle up your ass, and sticking your dick in a carton of Ice Cream.

(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)

Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...

Jane: Are we gonna order food now?

Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...

by AlanizWins July 28, 2009

new freezer

A frigid new girlfriend that won't put out.

Dude 1: Been goin' out wiv Brandice for 24 hours and she keeping me away from parking da beef bus in tuna town.

Dude 2: Fuck day bredren, drop her like a wet fish cuz she ain't nuffin' , she's nuffin' but a New Freezer, you get me? Ya Dunno.

by Spackattackmasack April 19, 2018

freeze dried camel gooch

anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life

ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!

by billmchperson August 31, 2008

Deep freeze

When you put an ice cube in the tip of a condom then put your dick deep in a girl and make her say "burrrr"

Damn bro I was banging this girl and she wanted me to give her a deep freeze

by Vape God April 26, 2016

freezer

One day, a girl meant to call some one a freak and a loser, but they just combined them into freezer. The name stuck and now is used by other people.

You are such a freezer. Ew.

by SammMan November 14, 2004

freezerburn

a random word said anywhere in a sentence in any context meaning anything

rake mindler AKA fake lindler is a FREEZERBURN!!!!!

by MaGuizZ May 27, 2006

Freeze It

Mainly in reference to smoking weed. To stop and save what you have left for later.

Dude, I'm high as shit. Let's freeze it.

by JumpingSag July 16, 2010