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Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.
"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."
by Keynon June 6, 2005
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time change

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.
Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
by the storm drains April 5, 2009
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Helmet Time

Time spent on internal reflection or contemplation whilst wearing a safety helmet. Especially among motorcyclists, firemen, scuba divers and astronauts.
She was deep in helmet time.
Save it for helmet time.
It'll come to me during helmet time.
Houston we have a problem.
by Eaglesixty5 June 10, 2009
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time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
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hoe time

hoe time is at 3:04 am/pm when you flip your device upside down, so it spells out the word "hoe"
Friend 1: Hey man what time is it?
Friend 2: 3:04 pm
Friend 1: HOE TIME!!!
by bloody-hell August 16, 2016
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What time is it

The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.

It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.

Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
by Not Makar at all March 6, 2022
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time trauma

A term describing a distant trauma that causes a person to have significant problems managing time.
I have no recollection whatsoever of the specific time trauma that occurred but I do know it has repeatedly caused me to go down time rabbit holes that prevent me from getting anywhere on time!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2020
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