Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

LaVeyan Satanism

Atheistic Satanism otherwise know as Atheism but you do all the fun stuff that makes christians mad + your get a kick ass role model known as the man himself, Satan.

Yeah regular atheism is cool, but have you tried LaVeyan Satanism.

by transmasc witch June 14, 2022

Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG

by Hehe I cheated March 9, 2021

Satan Sauce

Synonym for semen

Matt: hey bro, why are your hands so sticky?
Alex: Oh, I just shot a big load of Satan Sauce.
Matt: Thanks

by ianlikesbigballs June 7, 2018

Satan's Children

A server filled with high intellect user who singled handily solved world peace and hunger. And remember with the power of Satan you're side you can do anything ! ;)

Hey looks its Satan's Children the only place where we wont be held back from all the horrors of god and his bad nature hail hitler!!!

by Je SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS February 26, 2021

Satan's Call

When you're being given head and once you ejaculate, she pulls away with her mouth full of seed and makes a goat noise.

-E&A

Bob: Oh shit... I'm boutta do a big fat nut.
*she pulls away*
Her: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Her: haha Satan's Call *finger guns*

Second Example:
Samantha: Oh shit... I'm boutta cum!
Bob: Alright, watch this babe.
*pulls away menacingly as she's orgasming*
Bob: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by BaguetteSenpai November 17, 2019

Satan's Week

When a female is on her period.

EX: Rachel told her boyfriend she couldn't have sex due to Satan's Week.

by RU$$IANMAFIA April 22, 2020