Flushed

Can be used to describe yourself or someone else as feeling/looking energized, healthy, and appreciative for life.

"How's your day going?"
"You know what? I'm feelin flushed!"

or
"Man you were really vibing onstage, you looked so flushed!"

by godly cracker February 2, 2020

half flush

The subtle act of pushing halfway down on the toilet's flush knob, usually used to discolor the small amount of pee that doesn't qualify for a full flush, but still looks a little unsightly.

Usually used by eco-conscious individuals, or at night time when others are sleeping.

After draining the lizard at midnight, I opted for a half-flush in order not to wake the damn kids.

Guy : "You ever have that massive urge to pee, but then only a trickle comes out? That's when I half flush!"

Another Guy: "You should get that looked at man. Could be time for a prostate exam."

Guy : "Screw you dbag. I ain't gettin no hands up this trench."

by shizzinator August 25, 2010

Courtesy flushing

When some one at ones friends house flushes the toilet for every individual piece of crap to avoid clogging

Boy 1: I gotta go shit

Boy 2: make sure you use courtesy flushing!

by likeaboss9000000 February 18, 2014

Ass-Gusher Frequent-Flusher

When someone is known to take massive shits and clog toilets. They have to flush each individual turd as it comes out to keep the toilet from clogging.

"Brian is an ass-gusher frequent-flusher"

by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

Hair Trigger Flush

When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.

Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.

by calvinke April 2, 2010

Courtesy Phone Flush

A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone

Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our

conversation!

by nextdaycorn July 24, 2010

A Royal Flush

First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.

Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.

Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.

I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.

by I´am the real D2 February 6, 2014