Sooksieness Flu

Making out with someone who is sick, which then gets you sick.

Neil has been out from school all week because he caught the Sooksieness Flu from Karah.

by Speedyspymonkey October 2, 2009

The Pussy Flu

noun
-A blanket term for any venereal disease specifically in woman pertaining to the vagina, this can include but not limited to things such as: ( Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV )

- It can also be interchanged to fit male venereal diseases as to which you would call it “The bussy flu”

“Oh yeah I was gonna try to sleep with Becky but I heard that she has the pussy flu, so I decided not to touch her”

by Koloda September 16, 2019

Hoochie flu

When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl

I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu

by dat middle child June 1, 2016

California Flu

AIDS

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.

by the eyeball May 15, 2017

Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.

"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."

by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

shit flu

A martial art that involves 1 - 14 days of destroying toilets via one's excreta due to viral infection.

Dave's bathroom has been unusable since he started practicing shit flu.

by Panera H8r October 19, 2013

Flu-ey

Having or exhibiting signs or symptoms of influenza.

Ed was feeling quite flu-ey and had to cancel his March Madness plans.

by Sbobodc March 17, 2018