Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.

Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...

by AzRoN May 14, 2008

Stupid Flu

When someone says an idiotic statement, and the "retardedness" spreads like the flu.

Did you catch the stupid flu or something?

Sorry, I caught the stupid flu, can't think properly right now.

*Dumb statement made*
You have stupid flu.

by afroazn March 17, 2011

Saginaw Flu

Famously discovered at Saginaw Valley State University, it's a non-degenerative illness caused by eating out girls that don't deserve it.

"Shump, you gotta relax the munching; Saginaw Flu is in Season"

by Booty Flake December 13, 2022

California Flu

AIDS

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.

by the eyeball May 14, 2017

Sooksieness Flu

Making out with someone who is sick, which then gets you sick.

Neil has been out from school all week because he caught the Sooksieness Flu from Karah.

by Speedyspymonkey October 02, 2009

tasca flu

A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca

Tasca flu is sweeping through the office

by Non-Authoritative-Answer September 04, 2019

Poo flu

Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.

You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.

by Key-in January 08, 2019