Grudge Finger

The act of cheating on your spouse by having sexual intercourse "Doggy-Style" while simultaneously finger banging your new partner's butthole with the Ring Finger. This act is followed by a conscious effort to not wash the relevant finger.

Bryce: So how are things going with Mandy? Made up yet?

Nate: We're doing a lot better. I got sick of sleeping on the couch so last week I went out to McGarvey's, picked up a skank, and gave her the 'ol Grudge Finger. On Tuesday I gave Mandy a neck massage and she said I needed a manicure.

by HoneyLamb May 20, 2013

Scotch Fingers

When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.

I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!

by markekraus October 28, 2019

Finger Fist

Start with one finger in the pussy till wet then deep drill with fist.

I had to finger fist my girl to cum.

by O.G Unknown September 5, 2019

Finger Shorts

Finger Shorts: pair of shorts that are short in length but loose enough for a finger to get wet.

That girl is definitely wearing some Finger Shorts.

by Radacabulary August 21, 2017

Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 4, 2009

Lunch Finger

When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.

Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant

Or Dinner Finger

Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.

Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....

by BigDaddyWess November 17, 2011

cold finger

Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."

Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"

*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here

by JDrummer86 April 26, 2011