farrington

The school filled with unicorn porn. When you enter to learn, all you learn is that theres a man with a rubber chicken and people that will eventually ask you for food. Various types of people may contain: OG's, Otaku's, Swagger Captain's, and mexican rain. We smell nice.

Person 1 - Hey swag captain
Person 2 - Sup geek freak
Person 3 - Who has food?
Person 4 - I DOOOO.HAHHAHAHA
Person 3 - I liike
Person 2 - Nigga
Person 1 - AHHHH!
Person 69 - Big farrington penis.

by WeForgotThePotato February 13, 2014

Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010

Fading

To be a Negative Nancy and all around sugar cane picker.

I wanted some Kona coffee - but the Fading waiter said he didn't think the cooks would be able to brew it before the end of the night.

by pyrella November 8, 2006

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

by Wes Short October 10, 2004

yard farming

What the globalist commie/socialist Sociopaths will do to America once we finish arming and teaching them.

Once we finish arming and training globalist pigs to destroy us, the yard farming begins.

by Hardly September 9, 2013

FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".

I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...

by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008

live bush farting

Realtime demonstration featuring a female woman ejaculating wind henceforth from her middle section.

I have recently witnessed some "live bush farting". How about you ?

by DREW February 5, 2004