polish Excalibur

just another way for a guy to say jacking off.

Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.

How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.

by leximagoo January 5, 2008

exce

a noob

S4NT4: OMG exce you noob!

by moir September 9, 2003

Piss excellence

when some one thinks they are greater then everyone else

Tom:"Yeah dude I can eat all i want and still stay skinny"
Brad: "Well not all of us piss excellence in the morning"

by Aries90_Ps3 October 13, 2008

excelsior

the point you reach after getting a chubby to which you extend into a massive erect penis.

That frazzlesnooch just made me excelsior

by karr713 January 14, 2008

excellante dante

a useful saying when wanting to express joy at fortuitous events

Fred: "I finished my homework and got an A on the test today and that book I ordered for my friend came in today."
George: "Excellante Dante"

by Melissa Spring April 28, 2005

excalibur

the maximum peak moment in an orgasm when you feel like youre gonna explode because it feels so great

behold the power of the excalibur

by c0r0na September 5, 2003

excalibur

1- An emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.

2- Chopping off an emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.

I'll Excalibur that rebel if he makes one more face at me.

by tokyoaftermath November 22, 2009