by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017
Get the even-triggered mug.An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
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Get the Even mug.when the government increases and fades out your nine different types of intelligence to keep the economy even.
The economic evener had the major cities be comprised of about the same amount of people working in certain professions.
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Get the economic evener mug.A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.
With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
Get the Even mug.In the norwigan story even tollefsen is usally a cowerd he is affriad of everything however he is a romantic. he spends his hole life chasing afther the love of his life Herman and Live. Even tollefsen has one of the first transgenger/gay persons in norway. to call someone a Even tollefsen mean gay or transgenger. to call a even tollefsen er not a bad word in norwigan howeverit can be a innsult to be called it if you are a dude
today Even tollefsen is a norwigan symbol for gay and transgenger people in norway.
Even tollefsen was gay and transgen
today Even tollefsen is a norwigan symbol for gay and transgenger people in norway.
Even tollefsen was gay and transgen
by haitann123 August 26, 2019
Get the even tollefsen mug.Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna
by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021
Get the Can’t even deal mug.A chip module by Janne Suni (Tempest as handle) that won the oldskool music competition in Assembly demoparty in 2000. The reason why it is famous for the fact that Timbaland plagiarized the SID cover of the song for the "Do it" by Nelly Furtado. (maybe also because of HHgregg Chrismas in July ad)
Person one (yeah I got really lazy): Holy shit this chip is good what is it called?\
Person two: It's Acidjazzed Evening by tempest.
Person two: It's Acidjazzed Evening by tempest.
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