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by Dichael Mouglas November 22, 2022
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Teabag Escapading

The art of teabag escapading consists of variations of several outdoor sports adpated to be played indoors with limited equipment. Essentially, a freshly squeezed teabag(preferable of the herbal variety as they do not stain)is tied tightly and is used as the primary piece of equipment for the various activities.

* Kitchen Teabagging: This form involves throwing the teabag into the kitchen sink from various locations around the kitchen basketball style. The splashback/wall may be used as a back board and shots can be made from a sitting or standing position. If the teabag is successfully thrown into the sink it's one point. This game can be played with 2 or more players

* Cricket Teabagging: This form involves using a teabag as the ball and a dessert spoon as the bat. You can use a cup as the wicket. If the bag is hit off the table on the full it's 6 points, if it reaches the edge of the table it's 4 points. If someone catches the teabag you're out, if the teabag hits the wicket you're out. This game can be played with 2 or more players.

* Clown Teabagging: This form involves one person opening their mouth and moving their head side to side while the other person aims to throw the teabag into the open mouth. This game can be played with two or more players.
Miffy: I'm so bored tonight
Fred: Feel like little Teabag Escapading?
Miffy: Bring it on!
by the Token Redhead March 7, 2011
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Took The Top Escalator

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
by digital.sam September 28, 2009
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Mr. Escamillia's assigments

Bruh bruh bruh these take like 6 hours. I want to die when doing them bruh bruh bruh.

Also, please accept this for the memes?
Pog? Pog.
Mr. Escamillia's assigments are so aids i want to die
by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020
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Escalator

A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'
Woah, I just missed my mouth with my beer, what an escalator!
by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011
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Escape Goat

The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).
Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat

Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"
by Majdnoon October 25, 2011
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Escapegoat

This maneuver entails an individual T-bagging or (ball-wiping)the face of another, while them being unconscious or in a sleeping state. This task must be done in an undetected and swift manor, ninja like one might say. This being accomplished, earns the up-most honor in the grotesque society of discussing activities.
"Oh man, Oh man, Steve's about the escapegoat Mark while he's pasted out drunk!"..."nice bro! you did it, sweet!"

Person A: "AAAhhh, that was a nice nap"
Person B: looks over with a grin "Escapegoaded!"
Person A: "NNooooo! Ah man, nice one bro. You got me good! haha" High five.
by Up Dog? October 18, 2008
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