Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.

Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.

by -J-Town- April 30, 2006

Electric Pussy

The act of fucking a girl's vag with a taser.

She wanted to get kinky so I gave her an Electric Pussy.

by Forlorner November 1, 2006

electric valium

Television Set or Programs.
Esp. of a mind numbing sort.
e.g. soap operas/sit.coms

"Ah mate, I'm knackered! Still tense from work though... oh yeah, electric valium, just what i need to nod off!"

by edjog October 8, 2005

Electric Gonorreah

'The noisy killer' Affects around 20% of youth.

Esaily spotted by the noise made by sufferers:

'BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG" (imagine the hum on 100 000 Volts, amplify it a little and reduce)

Sufferer: 'I've got Electric Gonorreah --BRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG-- the noisy killer'

Doctor: 'Get the fuck away from me'

by MWG, The Noisy Killer February 3, 2010

Carmen Electra

The most incredibly hot chik who has ever existed. She's a bitch for marrying that Dave Na-fucking-varro faggot, but i'd eat my dick to get a chance do her.

A Carmen Electra in your hand is better than two Pam Andersons on your bush.

by Deejai August 7, 2004

Electric Unicorn

To taser your girlfriend when you are about to ejaculate in the doggy style position, literally making your penis an electric unicorn.

"Wow! Jacob's dick was like the horn of an electric unicorn last night!"

by Lboogied May 18, 2010

Electric Wango Dango

A synonym for sexual intercourse. Originated in Braintree, Ma.

Me and my girl just had the Electric Wango Dango for the first time, and it was magical.

by Matty "The Iceman" Ice March 23, 2011