compton ass eddie

Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even our roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie...PLEASE...reward offered.

P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!

O SHiT! THAT NIGGAZ ACTIN LIKE A COMPTON ASS EDDIE! LETS SHANK THAT CRACKER BIYOTCH!! SHITT NIGGA!

by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005

Eddie

A rich white kid who doesn't know how to dress and is a supreme hypebeast. Never takes off his hat unless he's sleeping. Thinks he's a stoner because he smoked weed once.

Dude, that kids such an Eddie!

by gaypornstar101 February 13, 2017

Eddie

The act of being a beligerent violent, usually mexican, alcoholic. While drunk sticks random large objects in his unusually sized ass.

Yo ese stop bein so eddie and chill.

by katersjabob June 15, 2008

Eddie

Disgusting perv who will never leave you alone. You'll wish he had never found your number when he never stops texting you. He's hideous and slimy and will stalk you forever. If you meet an Eddie, RUN AWAY and never turn back!!!!

Person 1: Some nasty perv keeps sending me disgusting texts.
Person 2: Must be an Eddie.

perv

by duck_tape March 28, 2010

Fast Eddie

Blowjob on a ladder

I was servicing a window the other day and this dude's wife gave me a Fast Eddie.

by ed3000 August 20, 2016

Eddie!

celery Is a complex zombie obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing. He randomly has trees shoved up my nose ;-) and makes m8s with jehova witnesses :-)

The 10ft stick of celery!!!

by Lexi November 27, 2003

Eddie

Used to describe a hair line (widow's peak) like Eddie Munster from the sitcom The Munsters. Whenever you greet this person you should shout, "Eddie!", in a rather obnoxious manner, leaving the person confused as hell if they are not familiar with the series.

Man, that guy you set me up with yesterday had a hell of an Eddie".

Your widow-peaked friend walks in:

You: "Eddieeee! How's it going?

A stranger with said hair line walks by, commence by shouting Eddie.

by Anonymous_89 February 23, 2010