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Elly

A dumb fucking bitch that doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. She is very annoying and has a very short temper, she gets some guys but not all of them. Normally tan. If she doesn’t like a boy she tells him straight away Does a scrunched up face when a boy messes with her.
See that girl she was talking to me for an hour... must be an Elly
by Tellytully January 4, 2020
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early

Oh Early!
by mike methane November 5, 2002
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early retirement

When a male ejaculates too soon in his parters anus/vagina, leaving a tremendous amount of cum that ends up clogging the entire hole up thus ending in early retirement. Once the anus or vagina is clogged up with jizz you are fucked my friend because you're cock can't go in!
Last night Romeo and Juliet were fucking but it all ended in tragedy after that bitch went into early retirement.
by topmountain August 15, 2010
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early apples

when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age.
hey, look at that girl; she seems growing early apples.
by mehmood malik October 20, 2007
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early dump notice

when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly

tom- what about me?!?

sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
by demipse February 13, 2010
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early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
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