Premature e-drake-ulation

The tingly feeling you get from a drake-gasm without playing Uncharted, simply from seeing a Uncharted commercial, or a commercial with Nathan Drake in it

Dude i just had a full blown Premature e-drake-ulation

by NewAgeaOutlaw007 October 4, 2011

E-girl Quackity syndrome

Literally just a fancy name for depression except it affects gamers.

Man I should stop gaming. I'm pretty sure I'll get E-girl Quackity syndrome eventually.

by D.d.dento April 20, 2019

e-thug

Usually a nerdy pussy who has no real friends. But online, they think they're the best thing since fried chicken and think they can easily kick anyone's ass. THEY USUALLY TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE THIS, THREATEN YOU, AND SWEAR EVERY OTHER WORD. They also have bad grammar and act like gangsters. Not to mention their excessive use of exclamation marks.

Normal person: Sonic games suck now.
E-thug: STFU PUSSY ASS BITCH!!!! YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A COCKSUCKIN DIKHEAD PRIC!!!!!! IF I EVR SEE YUR ASS IN PRSUN ILL KIK YUR ASS SOO BADLY THT YOOR GRANDCHELLDRIN WILL FEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal person: Pfft, look at the e-thug playing tough guy.
E-thug: *no response*

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

E-thot

An E-thot is like a thot, but you only know through the internet. It must be a girl.

John: Yo man I'm meeting my girlfriend today
Man: Bro you literally only know her through the internet she's an e-thot.
John: Don't talk shit about my girlfriend MAN!
Man: Jesus fucking christ John she's an e-thot

by ENF23 June 13, 2018

swav`e

to be extrordanary or awesome in how you dress, act, and say;; to be rad.

jakub those DCs and rolling stones short you have are so swav`e

by leah cracken June 11, 2006

E-mnesia

A condition in which one's memory of an opened email is disturbed. In simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.

I opened the email, and then promptly forgot. It is as if I never received it. I occasionally suffer from E-mnesia.

by esau kessler February 28, 2009

e - mail abuse

Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.

Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.

Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.

Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.

Manager:

We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.

What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?

HR Manager:

Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.

Employee:

I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.

Manager:

That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.

HR Manager:

I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?

Employee:

You should know. You told me.

HR Manager:

This isn't about me.

Employee:

It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.

Is there any point in continuing this discussion?

HR Manager & Manager

No

by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011