drinkedin

The act of trolling through LinkedIn while intoxicated, laughing at photos of past coworkers or job titles that they have clearly made up.

Yo, have you seen OFTs title? I was drinkedIn last night, and omg!

by idiggapple May 29, 2017

drunken yobs

Drunken yobs meaning young people drunk on an old mans drive/path/road trying to see what is happening but then gets filmed by the old man and put on Facebook.

Old man:"Another bunch of Drunken yobs on berry hill again"

Young people: "fuck off , it's illegal to film minors"

by Yutes June 25, 2017

Drunkled

when you're too drunk to type Drunk

i;ve done alot of dumb sit wile all drunkled up like this

- Alyosaurus ♡

by Mr_Eggs June 26, 2017

drunken man

manly drunken of alcohols

I am diseased for a room even drunken man of Fred he had, at attending at Fred of alcoholic, while before if touched to a drop.

by man!? August 13, 2017

drunken discussion

This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.

*Everyone else but section leaves*

Mike: Okay, let's practice!

*five minutes later*

Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!

Everyone else: It's about time!

by Bea Minor July 28, 2017

Drunkexcuse

A word to describe someone who gets drunk to intentionally do something they can't or wouldn't do sober, then blame it on the alcohol. Not a legitimate thing, but a phony act done to take away the responsibility from them.

"That girl totally was into me all along, but when we went out she tried to start flirting and acting drunk even though she had 5 drinks, just so she can wake up the next day and say it was the alcohol. What an awkward flirt using a drunkexcuse."

"That kid just really wanted to drop acid, but couldn't accept the weight of choosing to do so, so he got really drunk and did LSD then blamed his choice and the alcohol."

by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018

Dranked

When you’re drinking, feeling it more than just tipsy, but less than wasted

I wouldn’t say I was tipsy, but I wasn’t wasted. I’d say I was dranked last night

by qwdscfghjkiuyt May 10, 2018