drunk to puddles

When one reaches a state of intoxication that likens them to a puddle.

Characterized by the following:
- An internal state of gushiness
- Being sprawled out or in a fetal position on the floor
- Having literally passed out in a puddle outside when trying to make it home.

Yo, did you see Alan last night? He was wicked drunk!

Yeah, that kid was drunk to puddles. I heard he hit on like six girls and then passed out at the bottom of the stairwell of his ex's apartment.

by Alan & Aileen September 17, 2007

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Drunk Videoing

The act of making Facebook videos on friends pages while drunk.

"Did you see Holly's video on Facebook last night?! It almost made my pee my pants! She must have been drunk videoing everyone! "

by NyquilLand February 19, 2009

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Drunk guilt

The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.

Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"

by Da Vin Chee February 01, 2010

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milk drunk

Usually used to describe how sleepy and drunk-like a baby gets after drinking a lot of milk. They usually fall asleep while nursing/drinking from a bottle and look like a very content and comfortable passed out drunk person. Adorable.

“He’s so full, he’s milk drunk!”

“She nursed for thirty minutes and now she’s milk drunk”

by NineOneNine919 February 25, 2019

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