Drummer Tongue

The uncontrollable placement of the tongue half way out either corner of the mouth, usually signifying complete and total concentration of a particular task. Drummer Tongue is most often witnessed when a drummer air or professional is knee deep in a fat solo just straight working the drums. The phenomena of drummer tongue is not isolated to drummers, in fact Drummer Tongue has been witnessed on many prominent world figures and other career professionals including but not limited to the following:

President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)

Dude 1: OMG!! Look at that dork playing the air drums on his steering wheel! He thinks he’s Tommy Lee!

Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!

by DunkMonkey October 4, 2008

Drumwoon

He likes Drum
He loves Drum

Yes, he is drum

Cute maknae of Day6

I like drum

I love drum

Yes, I'm drum

IT'S DRUMWOON

by Jaesus May 13, 2018

drummer

a drummer is one underated musician who plays the drumkit, and is part of the rythm section along with the equally underated bassist. The drummer holds the beat down, and the rest of band use him to keep time. Without him the entire band would collapse, although he never gets any credit for this. Drummers are stereotypically portrayed as moronic, ugly, stupid non-musicians, but this is not always true. (Sometimes it si though.) In reality, the worst thing most drummers have ever done to anyone is the live drum solo, almost as bad as the live bass solo, but most drummers steer clear of this.

guitarist- 'ahaha, you're a drummer, youre stupid and cant read music!'
singer- 'ahaha as well! you dumb me beautiful!'
bassist- 'screw you two, the drummers my best friend!'
drummer- 'im the one who organises gigs, provides the transport, cooks the food...etc. and keeps time for this entire band of numbskulls who can barely follow a bloody mertonome!'
guitarist- 'ahaha, you dumb!'
drummer- 'sigh'

by Whiten0ise July 9, 2006

drummer

Rarest member in a band, the most important person to a guitarist, used to hide mistakes of guitarist

A:dude we just ran over someone maybe we should turn back
B:That guy deserved the darwin award for stepping in our way, keep on driving
A:Dude we forgot the drummer!!!!
B:what the shizniz?!?!!? YOU IDIOT, TURN THE BUS AROUND NOW!!!!

by shitastic October 11, 2004

drumline

the best part of the band who can infact read music! *gasp* shocker, I know. And are NOT all guys. -_-

Man, did you hear our kick ass drumline last night?

by THE Drummer CHICK May 17, 2004

jazz drummer

to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.

Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"

by Nick Flanagan January 3, 2008

Drumline

The most kickass, badass most groovin part of ANY marching band. Consists of boys AND girls. most guys on the drumline are hott. most girls on the drumline are the coolest most badass girls you'll ever meet. Woodwinds hate us because we are loud and have fun. Brass hate us because they want to BE like us. Conductors hate us because we have way more fun than they did in highschool. The Cadences are usually badass and really groovin. Most drummers HATE the movie drumline because it is nothing like being on the drumline. Drumline takes hard work and syncopated ears and hands. Drumline-ers pull pranks. Very good pranks. And it is a well known fact that most drummers are great kissers

What a cool drumline

DAAAAAYUUM, that snare drummer is hott.

I wish I could be on the drumline...

by Phantom Reggie October 12, 2008