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Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)
by MK March 20, 2005
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slave driver

a peron who transports slaves fom one place to another via automobile
slave driver moves slaves around
by BadTouchUltaRapist October 4, 2010
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bmw driver

Bad Motorist, Wanker! ... with little or no regard for other road users. This person can only drive in the fast lane magnetised to the rear bumper of another car. They have to overtake everything even if the maneouvre may very easily result in a multi vehicle pile up!!
"Oh look, 100yds to the services, I'll slow down from 120mph while cutting accross three lanes of heavy traffic so i can have a quick slash" or maybe a wank!!!
by Arfa Nower March 8, 2005
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pile driver

When a broad is laying on the back of her neck, with her waist and legs in the air.While the dude stand and squats his dong balls,deep in her dumper.Also known as the pakistanidrillpress.
tommy salami gave tits mcgee a pile driver last night.
by sirsamson July 30, 2008
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volvo driver

Someone who is so bad at driving that they want a car that is perceived overly safe. They drive slowly in the fast lane, they cut into traffic causing other drivers to swerve and brake violently to avoid a collision.
A particularly vile incarnation are those young urban failures that cruise along reading the paper, playing with the radio or yakking incessantly on their cell phones.
Oblivious Volvo drivers often wave cheerily at the frustrated honks of others as they park, change lanes or slam on brakes for no apparent reason.
The connotation that if it's a Volvo, it's gonna get in your way and negatively impact your safety is so strong that the company is actively working to dispel the stigma associated with their cars.
Bruno caused a three car wreck as he pulled out into fast moving traffic and drove down the middle of the road at 20 mph. What a volvo driver!
by Scott M. February 12, 2005
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Cab Driver

Cocktail. Vodka & Cabernet Savignon on ice. Like a Screwdriver, only instead of orange juice, it's got Cabernet, ergo "Cab Driver". Get it?
Wash the dishes, rake up the dog crap, and make me a Cab Driver. Not in that order.
by Ellie Gallalion June 30, 2007
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Pussy Driver

A newly licensed driver with their own car who refuses to drive his friends around because he has an irrational fear of doing something stupid in his car, for some ridiculous reason.
Friend: Hey John, wanna drive to the shop for some stuff for the film?
John: But there's four of you! I'm only taking one!
Friend: Jesus, you're such a pussy driver!
by mrplow69 April 3, 2015
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