dohchat

Playing a game of DotA (Defense of the Ancients)

"Dude, let's go play some dohchat!"
"DOHCHAT TIME!"
"Yo homie, you gonna be on for dohchat later?"
"I'm sorry honey, I can't make the dinner because it's dohchat night with the fellas."

by Myke Hall February 20, 2008

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Donch

to release a large amount of excrement from one's bowels.

Man, I have to drop a huge donch. You know where the bathroom is?

Sorry honey, I can't go to see your mother. I gotta stay at home and donch all day.

by Donchy Kong July 12, 2010

Ditch

There are 2 meanings

1. To leave a friend in order to purposely get away from him/her, do something else or hang out with somebody else, usually another friend or group of friends.

2. To leave a friend or group of friends to go home.

1. "My friends are pricks, they ditched me while I was eating my dinner."

2. "I'm ditching guys, I'll see you all tomarrow."

by Thatguywhoeavesdrops August 23, 2010

in a ditch

Someone left for dead.

When you giving me head slow it down, cause you just might bite. And if you do that, bitch, my dick will be swollen, but your ass will be in a ditch!

by Kid Money June 18, 2007

dooche

misspelling of the word "douche" that many people on "urban dictionary" use to define douchey things like dooche burgers.

This misspelling is also associated with duche or dooshe but there are more misspellings.
Learn proper English before you try to define a word in that language

(in text)
J: ur dads a dooche dood
JP: well ur a dumbass douche
J: Dooooooood!

by paul sulivan November 25, 2010

donche

To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.

Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking

by elk ridge bros + LLC E 303 June 28, 2010