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muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver
by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016
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Shrimp Diver

When two men butt fuck then ejactulates in the guys butt and then the one guy takes a straw and sticks it up his butt and sucks the sperm out of his butt hole..
Wow , your a great shrimp diver ....
by Shrimper March 11, 2005
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stage dive

the act of running into someone's bedroom and jumping onto their bed while they are having sex. can be done in groups.
Your roommate is having sex with his girlfriend in his room. You and three friends yell "STAGE DIVE!" and jump on top of them while they're doing it.
by zakkbeard July 5, 2011
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Nose Dive

1. Inhaling a joint or spliff with one of your nostrils and exhaling with your mouth.
2. That thing Charlie Sheen did in his tweet video when he went officially crazy in 2011.
Allie: Here hit this, but do a Nose Dive.
Cassie: Holy shit, that is so crazy.
Allie: That was a huge hit too.
Cassie: Yeah I didn't realize how big it was. And now I'm super high.

"Did you see Charlie Sheen's nose dive in that video?"
by Cassomophone July 13, 2011
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Divebombing

The act of suspending yourself at the top of a bathroom stall in order to defecate well above the actual bowl.
Divebombing keeps me from touching the dirty seat.
by Dermoid Cyst March 12, 2008
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Divergence 2020

a complete wasteman who can't dunk, sing, or do well in history. How bout you learn to sing bud.
guy 1: Have you heard Divergence 2020 sing?
guy 2: nah lemme hear
guy 1: *plays Divergence's shitty ass ocean's rise*
guy 2: *Dies from cringe*
guy 1: *rips off face mask*

guy 1 becomes Ayomide
Yes, smash that subscribe buttonnnnn
by divergence2020 hater #3 November 17, 2017
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Krazy Davek

Quite possibly the craziest person evar. I mean he spells his name with 2 k's, the one on the end is silent. He can be found doing mad moto x jumps in downtown NY on his dirtbike with 20" spinner dirtbike wheels. He can also be found cruzin in his 3 speed, 3 cylinder, 3 door geo metro with spinners.
The scene starts in downtown NY, a couple friends are enjoying a orange moca frappachino
Phil: Damns yo! what the t f was that?
Gregory: That was Krazy Davek bitch better recgonize!
by Krazy_Davek_pwnz_j00 January 13, 2005
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