Dink

Dink just means for something to be dumb or idiotic. Mostly used by the north east of England (as far as I know) and it's so funny when you put it in a completely unintelligible sentence that would make Americans go cross eyed.

Me: ,pwhar, that's ,canny,,dink, that ,liek,

My m8: ,pwhar,,why aye, m8

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

Dink

A head shot or someone who acts stupid.

Ex 1: "I dinked them!"
Ex 2 " You're a dink."

by BryceKryspies October 27, 2022

Flappity Dink

When a male uses his hand to rebound slap his hard erect dick against his stomach, making a "thud" sound. This action can be performed to cat call / arouse nearby females

"we were laying in bed together when he started up with his flappity dink. I knew what I had to next"

by SIRTOPMHAT November 26, 2023

DINK

dual-income couples with no children

DINKS are known for having disposable income and spending their paychecks on major investments, luxury vacations, and early retirement.

by Still Learning at 62 May 14, 2024

Dink

A penis.

Quit playing with your dink Chris.

by Anubis One June 13, 2022

Dink

Acronym for "dual income, no kids". Primarily used as a label for individuals who can afford nice things but are also slowly being phased out of the gene-pool.

"Look at the fucker Roody and his new Audi. Dude is such a Dink."

by DefinitelySomeoneNotNamedDave November 8, 2021

Dink

Someone that is being dumb, and or stupid. Just a piece of shit person in general.

You cheated on her ?

What a dink move

by Mcccccccc December 6, 2017