roll a dildo in glitter

A metaphor for spending a lot of time making something that in the end is useless.

"You could spend months meticulously constructing a clipper ship piece by piece in a glass bottle. Or, you could do the Republican method and just roll a dildo in glitter."

by angrydroid July 28, 2009

Dillon

A synonym for a Norwegian soldier destined for greatness. The soldier is the best in the squad and is an expert at everything, and, most importantly, hard to kill.

This soldier is a good Dillon, he'll become a fine merc one day.

by Junior7 February 16, 2010

Frozen Poo Dildo

The end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape dildo, inserting said poo dildo into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo dildo from the freezer, and inserting said FPD into your ass for pleasure

Richard Gere invited me over to try out some of his Frozen Poo Dildo's, but i declined, because i like neither FPD's nor hampsters inserted into my rectum.

by Peejiddles January 5, 2009

dildohead

One who is extremely stupid, has no common sense and is a complete and utter retard, or your name is Brandon Erickson.

Oh my God dude, your such a Dildohead.

by eatmydick6969 November 25, 2009

Dillon

The shit. He is the motha fuckin man. hes gotta big dick...and the tons of swag...yeah ladies better get those dsl's out...because here comes one fine ass nigga. oh and hes the next lebron..wait naww...more like kobe...wait naww...more like the shit BITCH! and he killed 2 niggas for lookin at him funny...so dont fuck wit this nigga or he'll rip off yo dick and put up yo own asshole...yeah bitch dont fuck with him. ladies fuck him.

Dillons the shit.

by Leashawn January 26, 2010

Dildo-toes

1: a. toes that resemble dildos due to length, shape, ect.
b. a dildo that resembles a toe
2: Toes/feet involved in sexual release/stimulation.
3: A deragatory term
4: Subject of the illest rhymes ever.
5: A positive exclaimation.

1. a. That chick has some hot dildo-toes
b. Do you stock dildo-toes?
2. "I love dildo-toe jobs," said Mrs. Hitchenson unknowingly in front of her now shocked 12 year old.
3. Shut up, your mother is a dildo-toes.
4. Yeah you think this shit’s gross but it’s a fallacy
I love it when them dildo-toes rub my phallus, G
5. I finally got a promotion. That is so dildo-toes to the max!

by Foxs_revenge August 29, 2008

citizen dildo

tom cruise

vanilla sky "Tom cruises nickname"
my coworkers call me citizen dildo behinde my back.

by gary tee November 16, 2010