An expression of indifference and disassociation capable of being used in almost all contexts. Exceptionally useful to dispense with ones own cock ups and your own or another's dissapointments. "Doesn't Fucking Matter"
George passes out paraletic on the couch and while he snores he pisses in his pants. On waking he realises his wife will discover his embarresing moment and sighs,"DFM".
Ollie fights for hours to land a Roland Ward marlin and in the death throws of the epic fishing battle George bumps his rod, the line snaps and the enormous fish escapes. George, to appease his concience, to hide his shame and to lighten Ollie's dissapointment exclains:- "DFM".
Ollie fights for hours to land a Roland Ward marlin and in the death throws of the epic fishing battle George bumps his rod, the line snaps and the enormous fish escapes. George, to appease his concience, to hide his shame and to lighten Ollie's dissapointment exclains:- "DFM".
by DFM July 23, 2008
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Visual example: If you were to see a teenage girl walking down the street smoking the wrong end of a cigarette, with one flip flop and one fuzzy boot, short-shorts modified to reveal her entire uterus for the world, wearing ridiculously over-sized bedazzled sunglasses, 6 colors of jacked-up make up, a cut-up wife beater top, and evidence of recent substance abuse visible from a distance...
That chick is a total dumpster fire in training!
Visual example: If you were to see a teenage girl walking down the street smoking the wrong end of a cigarette, with one flip flop and one fuzzy boot, short-shorts modified to reveal her entire uterus for the world, wearing ridiculously over-sized bedazzled sunglasses, 6 colors of jacked-up make up, a cut-up wife beater top, and evidence of recent substance abuse visible from a distance...
That chick is a total dumpster fire in training!
Guy 1: "Woah... dude! Did you see that train wreck that just walked by?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... total DFIT."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... total DFIT."
by SgtWrecker October 31, 2010
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by hectomoo March 23, 2005
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Down For The Gang Bang? A large of gathering of people in Denton TX on sunday nights for a night of insane drinking while listening to texas country music. Most girls are DFTGB due to the fact that they get intoxicated and have a fantastic time. The founding fathers of this night are said to be some of the most well known people in the area.
by GayganDTX January 13, 2011
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Lax Bro 2: Nah, bro. She was just playing with it.
Lax Bro 1: Dayummm, bro.
Lax Bro 2: Nah, bro. She was just playing with it.
Lax Bro 1: Dayummm, bro.
by hollyyoushouldreallysitonthis April 18, 2010
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