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Depression boner

A type a erection that one acquired from feeling emotion of sadness.
Tanner got a huge depression boner at his moms funeral
by tportnewdepressionboner March 20, 2017
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Depression beard

When you unintentionally grow out your facial hair because for multiple nights you’re too tired/lazy/depressed to shave
Person 1: Why are you growing out your beard?
Person 2: I’m not, this just a depression beard
by I don't really care December 12, 2018
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Sottile Depression

When you come out of Mr. Sottile's room and are so done with his bs that you just can't fathom what it was like to be happy before.
Person 1: Did you just have Mr. Sottile's class?
Person 2: How'd you know?
Person 1: You look like you have Sottile Depression.
by innocentperson September 26, 2019
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depression room

A depression room is an excessively messy room that's a result of months or possibly years of neglect due to mental health, usually depression. Common objects you can find in this room are rotten or molding foods, plastic wrappers, used dishes, mountains of clothes, bugs/insects or small animals (yes, it is very common to find little creepy crawlers in depression rooms), general trash and cluttered things.

The reason it's neglected to be cleaned is because the person who has depression or other mental health issues finds no motivation or better reason to clean their room. It's going to get messy all over again, so what's the point?

There is no shame in having having one of these. People with mental issues are going to find themselves in one of these at some point.
You, realizing this definition matches your living space: Oh shit, I have a depression room.
by gummybear1452 September 20, 2022
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crippling depression

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.
Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."
by ReptilianBrotherhood May 22, 2016
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Fake Depression

Fake Depression is usually common amongst quirky edgy teenagers, primarily girls, who post sad VHS edits of Bart Simpson, or anything related, on their Instagram/Snapchat stories with the caption "pls no one talk to me" or "pls someone just end me" or even "wow this is so me" for attention. While also hurting people who are actually Depressed by making them feel even more bad about themselves and having a harder time to cope with their mental disorder. Fake Depressed teens usually act like this because their parents didn't buy them that new Iphone or they immediately broke up with their new boyfriend/girlfriend after being together for a day, and they think their life is hard.
Jake: Everytime I'm with Emma she looks like she's sad, why does she always act like this? :(

Olivia: Naaah OMEGALUL, that dumbass bitch aint sad, she just has fake depression for attention and clout.
Jake: Aaahh I see, well then fuck that dumbass.
by RippityRS October 2, 2019
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newtmas depression

caused by the love of newt & thomas, leaves you feeling halfway happy, halfway sad. symptoms include heartaches, migraines, uncontrollable crying, seizures, mental breakdowns, fast heartbeat, trouble breathing, losing sleep. recovery time takes about 3 years but some may never recover.
after watching "The Death Cure", I suffered a terrible newtmas depression
by newtsh00k March 24, 2018
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