Daddy Dealer

A drug dealer that deals drugs to a person in a way that he thinks you should use the drugs, influencing when and how much he gives you based on how he thinks you should or shouldn't use the drugs. (He tries to be some sort of "guru" while maintaining his dealing. Intentions can be goodhearted, but not always well-received by the customer. Can be viewed by the customer as helpful, or extremely annoying and rude.

He's such a daddy dealer always withholding the drugs until he feels like I deserve to have them.

by sagenoob May 2, 2025

Guitar Hero deafening

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

tip the dealer

"Tipping the dealer" is a euphemism for digital anal manipulation performed during oral sex. The partner receiving the oral sex might say "don't forget to tip your dealer," possibly accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of a finger (or two, or whatever you're into), raised to the sky, going up and down a few times.

"Damn, girl.. damn... don't forget to tip the dealer."

or

"I sucked his dick, and I still didn't get the job."
"You didn't tip the dealer, did you?"
"No."
"There you go."

by wilhelmscissors December 28, 2013

Cuban drug dealer

A drug dealer with a floral shirt and sells cocaine

Yo lookit Violet shes a cuban drug dealer

by fuucckklyfe June 12, 2016

Leave it to Deaver

What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.

Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."

by QuacksO August 27, 2017

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

National kiss a drug dealer day

Kissing a drug dealer. Who doesn’t like it?

I kissed Honey king on national kiss a drug dealer day!

by elivvsargas October 28, 2019