Steamy Dave

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.

After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.

by Jefbag October 3, 2009

Dave-Rage

Dave-rage:
term used to identify an exceeding angry person going off their nut over just about anything. Actions such as swearing profusely, yelling and continually changing tangents by ranting, it is often accompanied with physical symptoms of blood boiling and aftermath feelings of stupidity.

An example of this is-

"man you got your Dave-Rage on..."

"whoa no need to have a Dave-Rage..."

" um....Dave-Rage!!"

"you have Dave-Rage issues hey..."

by Killerkicks. September 7, 2011

Big Dave Bautista

Large, heavily-muscled individual.

Woah, look at that dude. Fuckin, Big Dave Bautista!

by Nate Wright III January 25, 2008

Peruvian Dave

a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent

i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?

by oliver bryant December 14, 2009

Daven

Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah. He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. He

Lily: Daaaamn girl that guy is such a Daven, just look how hot he is

Jacky: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best

by SiIvaGunner May 24, 2018

Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.

Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!

by Unknown. June 22, 2004

Dave spud

The person Elias in my 4th and 5th year grade won’t stop talking about and now it’s a trend in my class but Elias hi it’s Kaiden but anyway Elias doesn’t pee in the shower and Kaiden s bye

Elias:hey class WATCH DAVE SPUD OR ELSE
My class:DAVE SPUD
he sucks

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias August 31, 2021