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habbo dating

A form of dating involving the low-quality online social program called "Habbo Hotel". Habbo dating is only done by losers and pedophiles, as well as anyone dumb enough to be suckered in by the first two.
You're habbo dating? You must either be a pedo or an epic loser.
by Anonplussed January 2, 2008
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jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.
Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
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8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.
by Predeckis April 28, 2006
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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ

A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.

Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!

Little Billy: Hey Sally!

*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*

Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!

*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
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lauren dancing

To dance by sticking out your exaggerated ghetto booty, and shake uncontrollably.
person 1: wow that girl out there is lauren dancing
person 2: i know right? were do you get a butt like that?
by 7876 June 22, 2010
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e-dating

someone who likes doing online dating, and takes it very seriously. Can become emo if left by bf/gf. Most of them are virgins and they have never had a bf/gf.
Person #1:Hey did you know Rawr and Kal been e-dating?, Xxxmadladxxx: No *sniff, sniff*
by lugz6 December 9, 2008
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dating

An absolute waste of time. The early stages of a inevitiblly-doomed relationship where two insecure people waste their time by puting on a fake act for the intent of impressing someone you don't like very much or not compatible with. It often ends in an ugly manner when you meet someone else you like better.

I don't do it because I don't like the headache it causes. I just want to meet a girl and court her until we are married. Dating is an absolute waste of time for me.
Dating is a 20th Century phenomenom and an absolute waste of time.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 31, 2007
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