beef curtains

The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.

"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"

by God_is_american September 13, 2008

Meat Curtain

Alyson Peck's private area.

Alyson Peck has some ginormous meat curtains.

by Greg Peck April 13, 2005

Beef Curtains

When a female inserts a meat hose from Taco Bell into her vagina and sprays ground beef up there.

I wanted to smash but it smelled like she had some beef curtains.

by Jerris May 28, 2019

meat curtains

more formally known as the labia

I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.

by Chris July 24, 2003

curtain cider

A beverage manufactured by the traditional cider-making process, but by substituting the apples for dirty wet curtains.

Originally conceived by the author as the result of a misheard lorry-related statement (curtain-sider; a style of lorry body), the resulting drink is surprisingly potent, whilst being easy to produce at home.

Naturally the potency of the drink is subject to the provenance of the curtains: the older the curtains the better the kick, although newer curtains pose less of a risk to health.

'Did you see that Scania curtain-sider?'
'What?'
'That curtain-sider!'
'Curtain cider? I wouldn't mind trying a drop of that!'

by Arthur Damage April 4, 2007

curtain ruffler

one who ruffles curtains

you wonna them curtain rufflers boy?

by garaputo November 26, 2010

Shower curtain

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.

"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."

by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012