Cump

Take a shit and cum at the same time

Fuck babe I’m gonna cump

by AmySchumerjustsaidvaginahahaha September 17, 2020

cumpet

A nickname for an English person who is smelly.

'Andrew is a cumpet'

by haggis November 9, 2013

Cumpet

An insult for disobedient young ladies - usually those found to be Boozie fairies. An insult predominately used in Nampa Idaho.

Walgreens lady: show me your ID are you 21
Cumpet: I’m not showing you my ID
Walgreens lady : you disobedient little cumpet

by SophicSequipedalian May 24, 2020

Chumpy

Used to described someone that is not fat to say but is large. Also used to describe a small round man.

Man 1: Im not fat, am I?
Man 2: Nah man, you're just chumpy.
Man 1: Im not chumpy!!!

by Fultz September 21, 2005

Cumpire

vampire obsessed individuals who cum over the thought of vampire related sex acts.

Cumpire1337: "Oh I love shooting my milk at the thought of a vampire sticking his teeth in my balls and sucking the sperms out!"

by Mr.Mysterious [oroginal] April 3, 2009

cummy jerk

"commander bun" is a cummy jerk, he smells and he pees on the floor. cummy jerk originated from wesley's street sounds of this homeless master of sound. "fuc* your cummy ass, jerk!". it is addicting to say and it offends as many people as you possibly could.

cummy jerk is chewng the wall again. stupid commander bun looks like your dad's SLR.

by romperstomper July 31, 2006

cumping

from the root word Cump:

cumping is the act of ejaculating while receiving oral sex as you sit on a toilet bowl, preferably whiile dropping a duece

1.john cumped all over that hoes face, it was a cump montage

2. usually i like cumping after i drop the duece, it really tops it off

3. my cump smells like salvodorian breast milk ,, i just love the taste

by master of the cumping January 19, 2010