Crying donkeys are liberals who still won't accept the results of the election. Essentially wanting to have safe spaces to color in coloring books and pet cats. Just big babies.
Tom: Kathy why are you crying?
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys
by Jesus Has No Balls January 1, 2017
Get the Crying Donkeysmug. Cry Flow n - the state of intensely listening to Crywolf and thereby sinking into a magical musical euphoria, and probably experiencing all types of emotional responses.
Example: "can you come back later? I'm listening to Skeletons again and I'm kind of in Cry Flow right now".
"Did you hear that new song Lemniscate? damn, that really had me Cry Flowing."
think Urban Dictionary will add it? 😂
Example: "can you come back later? I'm listening to Skeletons again and I'm kind of in Cry Flow right now".
"Did you hear that new song Lemniscate? damn, that really had me Cry Flowing."
think Urban Dictionary will add it? 😂
"Can you come back later? I'm listening to Skeletons again and I'm kind of in Cry Flow right now."
"Did you hear that new song Fuse? Damn, that really had me Cry Flowing."
"Did you hear that new song Fuse? Damn, that really had me Cry Flowing."
by FckTouka March 27, 2017
Get the Cry Flowmug. A bullshit phrase that generic white middle school boys use to try and nullify the argument. Most of the time the user if fatherless.
by Gg gamer July 30, 2022
Get the Cry about itmug. by Migivf May 30, 2017
Get the Crying in the Clubmug. Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.
"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."
by Bucko702 September 29, 2012
Get the Crying Johnnymug. Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you slap her in the face or punch her in the kidney (doesn't matter, so long as she cries).
That girl was a straight up freak, so I made her a crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.
She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.
She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
by holy markeral! December 14, 2008
Get the Crying Tigermug. 1) Excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma
2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
by patentleathertweezers December 18, 2011
Get the crying jagmug.