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creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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crenting

Crenting is the act of munting an individual whilst they are still alive
I had to crent my little sister to meet my monthly munting quotas, but it’s okay cause I love crenting
by Hefster March 18, 2024
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crenting

The act of shoving a toothbrush with mint flavored toothpaste up your urethra for sexual pleasure
Me and my buddy love crenting together it feels soooo good
by Hefster March 18, 2024
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Crenting

The act of inserting a toothbrush with mint flavored toothpaste inside your urethra for sexual pleasure
Thomas loves crenting so much, his cum tastes like mint!
by Hefster March 19, 2024
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Cheating nigga

When a nigga buys drinks for girls while being in a relationship
Ondra: He just bought hruskovice for her!
Alex: He's a mustyass cheating nigga!!!!
by Mustyasssss March 25, 2024
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creamingly

An adverb that can describe how good a certain thing is (comes from the word creaming)
"this book is creamingly good"
by Arveys November 29, 2024
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cheating enjoyer

is someone who derives pleasure or satisfaction from engaging in dishonest behavior, particularly in the context of relationships.
"Despite the risks and potential consequences, John was known as a cheating enjoyer, thrilled by the secrecy and deception."
by Irog December 22, 2024
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