Strand-up comedy

The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

by Gary N. September 11, 2007

coked out

Opposite of murdered out. To have a white vehicle and install white aftermarket wheels and any other visible accessories

Damn! that Benz is poppin' fuggin coked out.

by C.R. 208 Nad February 27, 2008

Comedian

Nic Gibbon & Jacob Martin

Those cunts are Fuckn comedians

by Marto1710 March 1, 2020

be cowed

to be frightened into doing something you don't want to do

I will not be cowed into forsaking my beliefs. Not by you or anyone else.

by movieenglish May 20, 2009

Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman

A very unfunny movie that only middle aged women laugh at, especially moms.

Don't mind the noise in the background. That's not actually a chicken being strangled. It's just my mom laughing at some R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman.

by you're dumb lol November 16, 2022

coned

verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.

After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.

by FrozenC September 21, 2005