Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.

I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022

corn kisser

another word for "asshole,butthole, and The Brown Eye"

"Fuck her right in the corn kisser"

by JakoTheDova September 07, 2017

Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.

Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.

by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019

Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.

"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"

by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019

Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.

After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!

by DustyBrown September 07, 2013

Wall Corn

Second harvest corn harvested from shit smeared on a wall.

Dude I was so hungry last night I ate some of my roommate's wall corn.

by BBaggins June 04, 2019

Corn Endcap

An endcap at a retail store that is mostly made up of corn. Peak times to use this method of merchandising would be during the holidays.

“So what make you think that he think that you’re retarded?”

“He asked if I ever thought about using a corn endcap”

by JC Drain July 28, 2018