human condom

A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.

An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.

A woman of little or no value.

*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.

Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.

by Scotters August 13, 2007

Obama Condom

Protection Fail!

Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!

by Giggles88 January 20, 2009

Mexican Condom

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.

"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"

by chumpguy December 31, 2013

Condom Wrapper

A female version of the douchebag or a female who dates douchebags

This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.

by Honey Do July 24, 2011

double condom

A double condom is slang for a bad idea in the guise of a good idea.

Making this field required is a double condom.

by P ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dog December 28, 2015

Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom

“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020