Common Sense

Common sense is something most people are lacking.

George: *doing something incredibly stupid*

Geoff: "Do you even have common sense?!?"

George: "..."

by Astotic February 17, 2021

The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence

“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect

by da riff April 26, 2024

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

Common Prank

A saying used to make light of someone else's bleak situation.

Person 1: "He walked into Saran wrap, and was then shot in the chest"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"
Or
Person 1: "My uncle touched me"
Person 2: "It's a common prank"

by smegmabomb September 8, 2025

common sense

Something you don't have.

you: why am I searching common sense one urban dictionary?
me: because you don't have any

by astupidnincompoop November 15, 2022

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 14, 2017