Closet Twilighter

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"
Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

by JayRay15 March 1, 2009

Closet Sex

When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.

Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.

Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"

Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."

by Th3rd November 13, 2015

closest friend

Someone you is not your boyfriend or girlfriend but someone who lifts you up. They are probably more then a friend, but less than a boyfriend or girlfriend.

My closest friend asked if she could help me with my homework.

by BlastGhost20115 July 16, 2016

Close your eyes

What someone says before they kidnap you

Close your eyes its ook

by Urcat February 15, 2019

Too close for comfort

When you are put in a situation that is very uncomfortable and awkward. This person or thing will be too close to you and it's making you feel unsafe.

Turtle #1 said turtle #2 was getting to close for comfort.

Being too close for comfort usually breaks friendship.

by Flashlight man June 15, 2014

clue-goo

Semen (based on an episode of South Park season 10 episode 3) when the Hardly Brothers went to a 9/11 Conspiracy Party and they had raging "clues" (or evidence) to their mysteries through clues from erections.

"My clue was so strong that I almost squirted clue-goo all over Frank."

by Chris and Suny October 12, 2006

closet smoker

1.(noun) someone who secretly smokes.
2.(verb) smoking in a closet for confidentiality.

1.i'm a closet smoker
2.they told me i was a closet smoker cuz i spend alot of time in my closet smoking.

by Nympho ciacchi January 14, 2004