clemenphucker

a distant relative to clementoni, the clemenphucker is the part of clementoni that creates evil papers and forces children to choke on them. Also a virgin.

clemenphucker is sooooo a virgin

by yoyo April 27, 2004

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker

"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"

by p[][] March 16, 2004

Clemund

A ugly bitch with diseases and has your distrust and dislike. They also have morally low standards as well as many STD's and by bitch it means being obnoxious on different levels.------what is really being said is your a ghetto piece of shit who is as well a sperm dumpster which is a lowlife dogged out excuse of a human foreshortened as cle

You fucking clemund shortened as cle

by JW-CANNABIS April 6, 2016

Clemente

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.

"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

by The Opinionated Atheist NZ May 24, 2017

clemenza

some kind of "son of a bitch" author in urbandict.

clemenza is son of a bitch

by hede November 10, 2008

Pull a Clemson

To have 4 or more straight 10 win seasons. To not lose to anyone outside the top 10 for 4 or more years. To be a consistent powerhouse. To repeatedly beat SEC teams.

Ohio State just "Pulled a Clemson" in the playoffs against Alabama. pull a clemson

by Blark35 September 7, 2015

Clemingston

1. A person who is a terrible host.

2. A person who eats or drinks without offering anything to their guest(s).

He was such a clemingston. He ate five bars of chocolate and never offered me any.

by Alex-Li Tandem February 26, 2009