Miss Chong

The best Information Technology teacher to ever exist. Extremely knowledgeable with very effective teaching methods. Every question asked will be answered without fail.
Poom: "Miss Chong, will you let me sit on your chair if I get an A*?"

Miss Chong: "No"
by hanumannnnnn March 07, 2019
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 January 01, 2021
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Chong Li

The Asian guy that works hard to achieve his goals. Usually the Tech guy in the group. He socializes a lot but only stick to a few close friends.
Louis: i hate coding...
Gay alan: that's because you're not Chong LI
by master lolo December 03, 2022
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DING DONG CHING CHONG

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random dude:hi
chinese guy:DING DONG CHING CHONG
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chong the baz

Chong the Baz. "Chong", defined here as to inhale or "suck" the Baz, a slang verb derived from the colourful vapourisers popular at the start of the 20s with adolescent children. "Baz" defined is a direct street slang name for a vape, most commonly a colourfully hued vaporiser, first heard in the central UK England area in within "roadmen"
Being defined in a conversational simple phrase exchange:

"How's your baz?"

"Nah man, its flashing..."

"Chong the baz": to inhale the vape
by Dr. Monzero June 18, 2023
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Chong Fart

The nickname of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star Gavin Leatherwood. Even though Wikipedia lists his ancestry as ''mostly of Irish with Native American, English, Spanish and Welsh ancestry,'' one has to admit that he indeed resembles a PSY-esque K-pop fuckboy.

In addition to the aforementioned resemblance, if one attempts to pause the show at any moment Chong is on screen, one would feast one's eyes on a pseudo-flirtatious wrinkled forehead that reminds one of an unpleasant session on the toilette during a diarrhoea episode that every person is so accustomed to.

Thus, the nickname Chong Fart.
Shut up Nicholas, you Chong Fart!
by Suka Gebly October 20, 2024
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