White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.

“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”

by Irma. March 1, 2018

Children

Personal slaves

accidently conceived and forced into labor

Oh I just love my children they were born to be my slaves.

by Little-mouse42401 June 14, 2016

children

Can be referred to objects that are very important to someone.

These cars are my children!

by MAGA-Man January 16, 2017

Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

by Clill Binton October 17, 2019

Children

Ballz.

Children r saggy!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 19, 2020

children

little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience

“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”

by mooimaria November 21, 2021

Children

Mmm, yum yums.

Mmm, children! How delicate and delicious!

by Pasta. November 19, 2021