A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.
Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!
by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009
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by subtype October 4, 2009
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Church is a fictitious and enviable character in the online series, 'Red vs Blue'. A self serving and crass individual.
Church: "No...I..I'm not gonna make it, Tucker, there's something I need to tell you"
Tucker: "What is it, Church?"
Church: "I just wanted you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most"
Tucker: "Yeah, I know you did, now hurry up and die you prick"
Tucker: "What is it, Church?"
Church: "I just wanted you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most"
Tucker: "Yeah, I know you did, now hurry up and die you prick"
by mayej April 3, 2009
Get the Church mug."In church you put your finger up when you have to walk in the aisle or something like that."
"in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service"
"index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen"
"in church they used to put up their index finger if they had to excuse themselves in the middle of the service"
"index finger pointed upwards to excuse oneself during a sermon you heathen"
Because of his mexican dinner the night before, Deacon Jones made use of the church finger several times during the Pastor's sermon.
by The Affable Tre July 29, 2006
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Get the churchie mug.A large nondenominational Church in South Barrington, Illinois, led by Pastor Bill Hybels. A very diverse church, with open doors to everyone. Willow Creek has an enormous Compassion and Justice ministry, which is celebrated during their annual Celebration of Hope. In 2009 they raised over 11.6 million dollars for use in both global and local charities. Often attacked as a "liberal church" they led the discussion on controversial issues such as Global Poverty, Racial Reconciliation, and now even Illegal Immigration. A wonderful example of the body of Christ at work.
I would never visit Willow Creek Community Church!
Why Not?
Because they're gay liberal heathens!
And how do you know that?
um...
Maybe you should fact check before you spew inaccurate opinions.
Why Not?
Because they're gay liberal heathens!
And how do you know that?
um...
Maybe you should fact check before you spew inaccurate opinions.
by acts1028b August 13, 2010
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