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O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder)

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.
Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
by Far Far Away August 29, 2010
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cdc

cool dude chillin
also hardcore band from pennsylvania
those are some cdc!!
by jessy brutal August 4, 2007
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CDR

Short for Chris Douglas-Roberts, a guard for Memphis Tigers, the greatest basketball player ever. He's also quite a hottie
and a Detriot native

also known as Buckets
Did you see CDR's dunk over Kevin Love? That was awesome!
by Essie Parker April 18, 2008
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CDK

Corona Drift Krew. The new and upcoming drift scene in Corona, California. One of the biggest drift fevers the drift scene has seen in years. Known members drive an Acura Integra, and a beast van.
Logan: "do you know where all those skid marks came from?"

Chuck: "it was definately the CDK...they are badasses"
by Andrew Hibbert April 17, 2008
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CDM

Centre Defensive Midfielder

Every school kid in the UK has played pro clubs on Fifa
The worst player/least rated usually plays CDM as it is a disliked position.
Some school kids joke around that the abbreviation also stands for Completely Disabled Mug
Alex you’re shit, get in CDM
by DK-Outcheree March 23, 2020
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O.C.D. texts

O.C.D.-Obssessive Compulsive Disorder
Texts-messages received by a mobile device sent by another mobile device.

An O.C.D. text is when you constantly check your mobile device to see if you have a new text message but you still dont have any new texts. Sometimes the phone is checked multiple times within seconds and there are still no new texts.
Little Jonny: I just responded to Sally. Let me see if she texted back yet. Nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

Little Timmy: Stop checking your O.C.D. texts.
by ballerboy[07]94 March 2, 2011
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C.D.

What you should never lend to friends if it is imortant to you.
If you paid good money for it, it will get scratched easier.
It will also be lost faster.
A circular device that will scratch even though you know for a fact that it has never been dropped.
"Hey Bill, can I borrow that C.D. for a couple days to put on my Ipod?"
"Sure Frank, but don't lend it out to anyone, Ok?"
"Gotcha." Bill did not hear a word he said. Frank will never see the C.D. ever again in this world.

Three days later.

"Bill do you have my C.D?"
"Na man, I gave it to this really hot chick who really liked the band so I lent it to her."
"Well, what was her name so I can track it down."
"Forgot, she was really hot."
by Jacob Stewart March 13, 2008
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