When you are missing in action people start to wonder if you are too busy being stuck up your own ass or another person's ass.
by Kerri S. August 12, 2016

a foam padded closet in tazi's a frame apartment where sexual activities go down quite frequently. anything that goes down in the love cave, that is not a sexual activity, consists of piling large amounts of people on top of each other, in attempts to make the person on the bottom as uncomfortable as possible.
by Kelly Harrington December 27, 2008

Jim's Bedroom
by Skattabrainz May 15, 2010

When you're about to cum you place your ball sack inside a woman's vagina and try to shoot your load into her belly button while at the same time it increases pleasure.
Jason: Heard what happened to Bryan last night?
Brandon: No what happened?
Jason: He went cave diving with Melissa!
Brandon: Sick man, he probably got a hole in one.
Brandon: No what happened?
Jason: He went cave diving with Melissa!
Brandon: Sick man, he probably got a hole in one.
by OriginalMacker August 23, 2011

1)Having chaffed asshole. When you have wiped your ass a lot, mostly during diarrhea, and you ass has become extremely dry or chaffed.
2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.
2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.
Cave man 1: Why is Bob walking funny?
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!
by Raadfud May 16, 2012

An excessively hairy back to the extent that it resembles that of cavemen back in prehistoric times.
by Up4Ownage February 4, 2009

by sandniggerkiller. October 31, 2011
