snake in the cave

When one desperately needs to relieve oneself and the lower intenstine is full to capacity.

“I wish Bec and the kids would hurry up in the bathroom; there’s a snake in the cave!”

by Pedro4444 November 4, 2017

Love Cave

a foam padded closet in tazi's a frame apartment where sexual activities go down quite frequently. anything that goes down in the love cave, that is not a sexual activity, consists of piling large amounts of people on top of each other, in attempts to make the person on the bottom as uncomfortable as possible.

"Hey Baeley, Wanna go hit up the love cave?"
"Sure Kelly!"
"woooo"

by Kelly Harrington December 27, 2008

Rave Cave

Jim's Bedroom

Jim is spending the weekend in the rave cave.

Somebody found a dead hooker in the rave cave.

by Skattabrainz May 15, 2010

Cave Diving

When you're about to cum you place your ball sack inside a woman's vagina and try to shoot your load into her belly button while at the same time it increases pleasure.

Jason: Heard what happened to Bryan last night?

Brandon: No what happened?

Jason: He went cave diving with Melissa!

Brandon: Sick man, he probably got a hole in one.

by OriginalMacker August 23, 2011

Cave Coat

An excessively hairy back to the extent that it resembles that of cavemen back in prehistoric times.

It's so freakin cold here! Good thing I have this cave coat to keep me warm!

by Up4Ownage February 4, 2009

Cave ape

name for a terrorist, insurgent or of middle eastern heritage

That fu*kin cave ape piece of sh*t!

by sandniggerkiller. October 31, 2011

Cave Ass

1)Having chaffed asshole. When you have wiped your ass a lot, mostly during diarrhea, and you ass has become extremely dry or chaffed.

2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.

Cave man 1: Why is Bob walking funny?
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!

by Raadfud May 16, 2012