carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
carson: YESSSSSSSSSS
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*hugs ██████*
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question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
12:58
*hugs ██████*
12:59
question: gay???
carson wu is a short (1.5m) kid that loves cubing and ships others. he is a swearing machine (?). he likes to flirts with girls, and fails. never look at him wrong, you could be his next target. his bedroom is painted green (?) and dank memes to much (hm). he is good at math (in chinese only) and is gay (yes)
by HUMANIDENTIYADFUASHKLFDJHAS;DF May 25, 2022
Get the carson wumug. by Harambedanig June 7, 2020
Get the carson penismug. by Jamar33 January 22, 2023
Get the Carsonmug. Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.
by Daffybugs April 22, 2024
Get the Carsonmug. Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.
by pussy goblin November 16, 2023
Get the carsonmug. Carson is the most perfect person you could be around. He will never always be there for you no matter how you’re feeling. He’s the seggsiest hubbahubbahunkie you have ever seen. He’s won the best cuddles prize every time. Sometimes he’s a lil naughty tho hehe. He’s one of those rare “fall-in-love-at-first-sight” kinda guy
by Carson Smellie November 11, 2020
Get the Carsonmug. they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!
Carson is the best!
by panthom July 5, 2019
Get the Carsonmug.