Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
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Get the Cactus owl mug.When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
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Get the dehydrated cactus mug.The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
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Get the pokey cactus mug.1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.
2. Seed of a cactus.
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