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Mr I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims he buys clothes every day but andreea knows he’s lying
Mr I buy clothes every day won’t stop texting me
by hotpotato July 13, 2018
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bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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Buying a star

Buying a star means that you buy a lot of stuff for a friend so you kind of buy their friendship with objects.
You're buying a star for her.
by unpause February 2, 2019
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Boheme Bui Vien

The pub located in Saigon where everyone wants to find their real love but end up meeting their fake love and complaining about it all day long
Girl A: Hey, want to go to bhm (short form of boheme bui vien) tonight?

Girl B: Sure, I want to have a real love!

1 month later:

Girl B: Oh my God do you believe that the boy I've met in bhm 1 month ago kissing another girl right now!
by Harryluong April 8, 2018
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try-buy

The act of going into a store or shop, not to actually by anything, but just take advantage of the free samples.

Examples:

Going into Costco just to eat the free stuff
Going into an expensive store just to spray the tester bottle of perfume on yourself
Girl 1: Wow, that perfume smells really fancy and costly!
Girl 2: lol she just try-buyed it from Victoria's Secret, ain't nothing special
by gray-heart April 16, 2018
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blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.
Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
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buy

oh yea kalea was totally cappin ong I was not buyin it.
by Jus1rj November 15, 2019
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