Naked Time

"naked time is only appropriate during humping or pre-hump activities, and shower time"

that's what my girl considers naked time.

by bigjohnny January 17, 2005

Naked rider

A naked woman that rides the mechanical bull at a night club or honkytonk. Often hire to do that for entertainment by the owners.

Kathy is a naked rider down at the blue horn bar.

by Deep blue 2012 November 9, 2009

Naked Nest

(n.) a smooth, shaved vagina. Often sought out by the naked bird.

1. "My cock hungry bitch shaved her beaver last night. Now the ho has a naked nest!"

2. "My naked bird was digging in her naked nest when I pulled it out and spat some love juice on it."

by CyberUrban April 13, 2005

naked woman

the penis.
comes from the slang that truckers use.

That trucker's got a rubber for his naked woman.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009

couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

Naked Magician

Someone who you can trust.

A magician without clothes cannot hide the trick he's doing using sleeves, pockets, or other clothing. Therefore the only true magician you can trust to really be magic, is a naked one.

Coined by popular Youtuber Ryan Magee from SuperMega, a Naked Magician is synonymous with a trustworthy person with no tricks up their sleeve.

Jack: I don't know if I should trust him with my money, what if he's loses it?
Mike: Don't worry, you can trust him. He's a naked magician.

by kcekjm1997 May 31, 2018

Naked Weather

Naked weather is where the weather is so hot that you could go outside naked and you wouldn't be cold at ALL.

Boy 1: "Dude, yesterday in California, Bob said that the weather was so hot, it felt like a 200degree oven!"
Boy 2: "Wow, that is SOO naked weather man"
Boy 1: "Yeah..I know, right?"

by Dang...(: June 10, 2010