brad

an absolute weapon who cannot be banged

hey look theres brad zouting and fruiting

by OZZYBOYAWESOME October 12, 2018

Baby Brad

A adult but acts like a child. A really funny dad. Can’t walk a straight line. A really terrible singer!

Friend: Baby brad is so funny
Me: yeah ik he’s my dad

by Jada-shrimp November 18, 2018

Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.

I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.

by KrashK October 22, 2020

Brad Gillis

The Night Ranger guitarist who had the undesired position of filling Randy Rhoads shoes in Ozzy Osbournes band after Randy Rhoads was tragically killed.

His tademark style was outlined by use of harmonics in conjunction with the whammy bar.

Brad Gillis was Ozzy's guitar player on the 'Speak of the Devil tour'.

by piptardsman October 29, 2009

BRAD

a midget who has a massive cock.

"holy fuck I got a dicking from brad last night"

by daddyjakey September 29, 2022

Brad

Your car

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019

Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her

“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”

by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020