by Garybradwithkhakis March 20, 2024
When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.
by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017
A brad move is when you do or say something super low to someone.
Same concept applies to brad jokes.
Same concept applies to brad jokes.
*Brad tells his wife she should better go make him a sandwich coz this is what women are for*
The crowd : "WOW, such a brad move....."
The crowd : "WOW, such a brad move....."
by Flatpumpkin August 26, 2019
A conservative Christian comedian who gets a lot of flak for being a firebrand of the aforementioned three C's.
Despite his lack of popularity, he seems like a decent guy, but could definitely benefit from doing more objective research into the things he talks about either in serious discourse or onstage.
Despite his lack of popularity, he seems like a decent guy, but could definitely benefit from doing more objective research into the things he talks about either in serious discourse or onstage.
Miriam: Have you ever seen this Brad Stine guy before? Oh, I forgot, you're atheist, NVM.
Me: Nah, I've seen him before. Used to really like him.
Me: Nah, I've seen him before. Used to really like him.
by Bargainingfritos April 24, 2024
Noun, 1. pig farmer - a farmer that raises pigs or keeps pigs. piggery.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.
Verb, 2. to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
Verb, 3. to act in a creepy and concerning manner.
by That Guy Over By The Garden October 08, 2010
Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.
by Saturn (disability) February 02, 2019
In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 16, 2024