T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner

"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"

by rachu1234 December 19, 2008

Rogue Boning

1) plastic stays or “boning” within a corset or bra that come loose or move out of place, resulting in bruising, soreness or hairline fractures of the ribs;

2) often unplanned, extraordinary sexual encounters of the circus kind.

1) After hearing something snap and feeling a sharp stab, I realized rogue boning was responsible for the discomfort in my bra.

2) Seatbelts, center consoles and the tight space of the Corvette never kept me and my guy from a little rogue boning, if you know what I mean.

by NemesisDuJour April 21, 2010

Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 4, 2010

rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.

Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"

by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011

Dog Boneing

When you stick a milk bone dog treat in your ass and have a dog eat it out.

I really like dogs, thats why Imma be dog boneing with my dog later.

by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011

Mod-boning

Mod-boning: A person with the brains of a half dead puppy withing the age range of 13-22 who stalks/annoys/tryhards/'love' moderators just to be their friend.

Applebees123: who is mod?? LOL
Ragejpeg: Thingy123 is a mod.
Applebees123: ZOMG i LAAV YOU THINEH123! <33333

Lets be frands add me on facebuuk and msn <3 :DDDD
Thingy123: Gtfo kid.
Ragejpeg: stop mod-boning

by Ghosteh June 14, 2011

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013