boomfuck

A Pantera loving American.

Let's get some boomfucks together tonight.

by Justin Mascenik February 29, 2008

canker-bloom

A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you should tell the offender, but you can't.

Oh yuck! He's got a canker-bloom. Tell him he needs to blow his nose.

by Chris Virtue July 25, 2006

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

boomf

each letter stands for Bastard Obese O-tard Mother Fucker

Did that Prick just call me a boomf?

by armedgangsta504 March 21, 2007

orlando bloom

A guy who is only hired to play roles cause he's the hottest sexiest guy in whole world, even though his acting isn't that great.But hollywood doesn't care about that anymore, just look at disney channel they're all teen heart throbs and none of them are that great and as overrated this guy.

Orlando Bloom is sexy,

But Hell what was with that movie Elizabethtown?

ew

by HARLY69 April 5, 2008

full bloom

Term used to describe college towns on the first few days of nice weather in Spring. Primarily used in areas like the midwest and upper midwest where harsh winters are followed by glorious spring temperature, eventually. Typically coming in late April or early May, this term is descriptive of all the beautiful things associated with spring in a college town...flowers...sunshine...birds...rabbits...skirts..especially skirts.

"The only thing getting me through this winter is the thought of Iowa City in full bloom."

"Umm, it is 70 degrees and sunny for the first time all year. Should we head up to the PedMall and see this beautiful town in full bloom?"

by madeupnameinsertedhere February 20, 2014

bloomin' punion

another term for a young girl's vagina.

that chick looks like she's in high school, with that bloomin' punion.

by brinkman September 22, 2005